New SotahStream™ beverage maker lets couples test fidelity at home

AIRPORT CITY, Israel — From the makers of SodaStream, the company who popularized automatic sparkling water machines throughout the world, comes the new SotahStream™—a convenient new kitchen appliance for testing marital fidelity. Based on the procedure of the jealous husband in Numbers 5:11-31, the SotahStream™ provides an easy way for consumers to make their own curse-inducing […]

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Updated Messianic liturgy PowerPoint slides feature beautiful stock photos of observant Jews davening from an actual siddur

LOVELAND, CO. — Members of Beth Tefillah Messianic Congregation are thrilled to use their new liturgy presentation this Shabbat. The Microsoft PowerPoint slideshow features a handful of arbitrarily selected portions from the traditional Jewish prayers, enhanced with beautiful and inspiring images of Orthodox Jews praying from real siddurim. “We feel that these beautiful slides help […]

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Gentile welcomed into Messianic synagogue after scoring 10/10 on online Jewishness quiz

LANSING, MI. — K’hila’t A’m S’gula’h made a rare exception to their membership policy this week. Local non-Jew Jen Tyler scored a perfect 10 on an online internet quiz, prompting synagogue leadership to reconsider a long-standing rule barring Gentiles from holding full membership. “Jen clearly knows her stuff,” admitted board member Yehudis Baumbergstein. “Even I […]

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Congregation uses CRISPR gene-editing technology to increase number of Jewish members

FORT WAYNE, IN. — Zera Yaakov Messianic Congregation has successfully utilized CRISPR gene-editing technology to dramatically increase the proportion of Jewish members. “Prior to this, we didn’t have many Jewish members at all,” said Rabbi Dean A. Strand. “I mean, there was Bob, whose great grandfather was Jewish. And then there’s the Martìnez family who suspect […]

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New screen-printed scarf technology affords higher levels of prophetic inspiration

BRANSON, MO. — Researchers at Exultant Joy in Messiah Ministries announced a major breakthrough Monday that could revolutionize Messianic worship. New scarf technology increases the scarf’s receptiveness to prophetic inspiration by the Ruach HaKodesh by over 700%. “This new technology will ensure that the wearer never misses out on the prophetic anointing that might call […]

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