Messianic man’s end time prophecies coincidentally reflect trending news stories

Area Messianic man R. McGeddin issued a critical prophecy update Thursday after skimming through posts on Facebook and the latest news headlines. “THE LORD OF HOSTS HAS REVEALED TO ME IN A VISION THAT IRAN WILL LAUNCH AN ATTACK AGAINST ISRAEL,” McGeddin boldly foretold with prophetic insight. While this conclusion is pretty much obvious to […]

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Messianic man posts photos of six-volume Hebrew book set, hopes to find out what it is someday

PLANO, TX. — Local Messianic man Ernest Greenhorn recently posted images of his nascent Jewish library to Facebook Wednesday, including the new six-volume all-Hebrew set he acquired from a used bookstore. According to photos online, he was so excited that he immediately draped his tallit over his head and brought the books into the restroom […]

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Modest woman aghast at something immodest on social media, shares it so everyone can see how immodest it is

LUBBOCK, TX. — Local modest woman Sharon Pritzis was appalled by a recent social media post depicting a young woman whose dress left little to the imagination. The scandalous content was first posted by a Indianapolis-based radio station with the caption, “Would you let your daughter wear this to her prom?” Noting that “our bodies […]

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Messianic Facebook profiles scraped by third parties who now have way too many lion pictures

Facebook said Wednesday that it believes many of their Messianic users have had their profile data scraped by third parties. As a result, these third parties have countless terabytes of images of lions intended to represent the Divine Being. According to their findings, many of the lions appear to be engulfed in flames or floating […]

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