Scholars say “synagogue of Satan” scribal error; authentic reading “synagogue of Stan”

DURHAM, NC. — Scholars revealed new manuscript evidence indicating that the phrase “synagogue of Satan” in the book of Revelation is the result of a scribal error. The authentic reading, the scholars explained, is “synagogue of Stan.”

“Revelation simply describes a congregation under the leadership of a pathetic wannabe Rabbi named Stanley,” stated Professor Bart Ender. “It’s not nearly as sinister as it sounded according to the erroneous reading.”

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