Messianic man resigns from dance team, leaves opening for coveted position of Chubby, Balding Guy


RENO, NV. — Congregation Shouts of Joy announced Thursday that their Davidic dance team has a new opening for the position of Chubby, Balding Guy. The member who previously held the role, Shimi Walzer, had to resign due to scheduling conflicts.

Anyone interested in applying for this position should contact dance team coordinator Mayim Cherkessia.


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