Messianic man’s perfectly-timed shofar blast leads angelic hosts to victory

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VICKSBURG, MS. — Heavenly sources reported a major angelic victory Wednesday, claiming control of a key demonic stronghold. Local Messianic man Warren Himmel is credited with guiding angelic legions to victory with a skillful blast of his antelope horn at just the right moment.

“We were surrounded by demonic militants from all directions,” said a heavenly military spokesman. “When we thought all hope was lost, but just then the worship team started playing ‘Let the Weight of Your Glory Fall,’ which was just what we needed. The worship leader repeated the chorus, but transitioned up a key with a hair-raising crescendo. At that moment, Himmel cut through with a powerful teruah, and we knew that was our chance to surge. The rest is history.”

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