Messianic man buys Nissan Altima, alters emblem to say “Abib”

abibCHANTILLY, VA. — Area Messianic man Doug “Tzedqiyahu” McGregor purchased a new Altima from the local Nissan dealer Thursday, sources say. Coincidentally, the Japanese car brand shares its name with the springtime month in the Jewish calendar.

Not wanting to associate himself with the ungodly Jewish month names derived from the Babylonian calendar system, McGregor redacted the logo using masking tape and a permanent marker. According to eyewitnesses Olson altered the manufacturer emblem to say “ABIB,” the original name for the month used by the ancient Canaanites.


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