New snap-on tzitzit allows wearer to quickly take them off upon realizing how ridiculous they look


A Messianic retailer is selling innovative new tzitzit designed to clasp onto one’s belt. These tzitzit are unique in that they are affixed by easy-to-remove snapping buttons, making them a cinch to remove as soon as you gain the self-awareness to realize you look like a moron.

“Instead of attaching them permanently to the four corner’s of one’s cloak as commanded in scripture, this new invention allows you to hook them onto your belt like a full-on idiot,” said CEO Ty Knotts. “Which is just fine,” he added, “because the very moment you realize your mistake you can conveniently un-clip them like it never happened.”


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